It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
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Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
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The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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