u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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