So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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