fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
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Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
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The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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