I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
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I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
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Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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