its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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