So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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