I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
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She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
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He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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