its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
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Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
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You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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