the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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