do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
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So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
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I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
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