he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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