Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
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He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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