I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
It's Friday. Sex?
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
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His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
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God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
this hospital has no fireball
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
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