Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
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I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
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Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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