I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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