I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
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Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
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All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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