Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
Randomize