my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
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I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
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This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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