idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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