i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
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Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
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You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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