Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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