Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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