im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
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