So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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