i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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