guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
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Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
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Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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