He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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