nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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