Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
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i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
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OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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