You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Found your dick twin last night
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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