that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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