That's intense
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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