ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
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sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
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Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
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