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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever

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I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us

(608): View more from Wisconsin

you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow

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(608): Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever (414): I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us (608): you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow http://tfl.nu/cqad

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(703): View more from Virginia

Can i come over

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After you called me a desperate slut? No

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Come over

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(703): Can i come over (240): After you called me a desperate slut? No (240): Come over http://tfl.nu/g0q3

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(860): View more from Connecticut

So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup

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(860): So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup http://tfl.nu/fyxp

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(650): View more from California

im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.

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(650): im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for. http://tfl.nu/gyhj

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(614): View more from Ohio

she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...

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(614): she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean... http://tfl.nu/ja4j

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(352): View more from Florida

I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.

(917): View more from New York City

I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.

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(352): I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God. (917): I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice. http://tfl.nu/jdh1

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(510): View more from California

Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"

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(510): Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU" http://tfl.nu/83a4

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(913): View more from Kansas

Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this

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(913): Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this http://tfl.nu/urxm

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?

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(403): In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong? http://tfl.nu/dmf6

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(845): View more from New York

I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte

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(845): I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte http://tfl.nu/yyhp

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(914): View more from New York

The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.

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(914): The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands. http://tfl.nu/vf34

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(423): View more from Tennessee

There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?

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(423): There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night? http://tfl.nu/kr4w

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM

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(336): Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM http://tfl.nu/7din

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.

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(401): she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack. http://tfl.nu/1xr0

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(541): View more from Oregon

After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...

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(541): After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video... http://tfl.nu/lvkq

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