i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
they're like a gay fantastic four
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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