Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(509): View more from Washington

woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach

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(847): View more from Illinois

So I'm banging this nun...

(314): View more from Missouri

Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...

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(850): View more from Florida

I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(

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(513): View more from Ohio

i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had

(484): View more from Pennsylvania

please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..

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(540): View more from Virginia

I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor

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(925): View more from California

so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious

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(703): View more from Virginia

Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again

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(803): View more from South Carolina

She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.

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(+33): View more from France

He asked me how france is treating me

(312): View more from Illinois

Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away

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