try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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