I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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