We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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