My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
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Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
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I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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