She's JV to your varsity
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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