if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
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Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
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Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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