But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
What should our trivia night team be named?
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They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
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whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
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Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
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