there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Randomize
