I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
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no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
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NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
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