i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
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They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
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I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
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