Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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