You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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