Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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