Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Stuck it in his pooper.
23 People Noticed Deal Breakers in Their Partner A Little Too Late
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
23 Millennials Confess The Things They Wish They Weren’t Attracted To
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....