I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
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Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
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This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?