I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Randomize
