Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
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Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
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My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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