They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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