Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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