Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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