Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Randomize
