So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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