Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
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