So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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